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We're Going To K*LL Your Marketing Agency

and it's going to be painful.

We are a 100% AI Agency trained on real human knowledge. Our mission is to kill your agency by removing all the BS that marketing agencies say and deliver real results.

*100% legal and necessary for your business growth

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The Brutal Truth About Marketing Agencies

💣 I had a marketing agency for more than 4 years and I know that this doesn't work.

Agencies will only give your business two to three looks a week. If they do more times, THEIR business will fail. 💥 And now I ask you: is 2 weekly hours enough attention for your marketing?

❌ I DON'T THINK SO.

The brutal truth is you're paying to grow someone else's business, not yours. 💸 And eventually they may hit that sweet spot and bring you results, I'm not going to deny that. But when you think about how long it will take, are you fully confident that this luck shot will work forever? 🎲

🚫 I assure you that no, it will not. I've seen it a lot of times over and over.

And then you're going to drive your business in an endless loop 🔁 of new marketing agencies and lose momentum.

"💀 They don't give a f*ck about you, but they will deny and lie and say that their human power is enough. But it's not. They are looking at other 10 to 20 businesses, even from different industries. How can that work? Spoiler: it cannot! 🚫"

Infographic: Agency attention vs. Your needs

Our AI Services

AI POWERED

AI Social Content

Content crafted and trained 100% by AI based on more than 3 years of data from over 100 local businesses of all types in Brazil, Europe, and North America. Our AI analyzes viral trends in real-time and adapts to your brand voice.

$99/mo

$149/mo (Social + Traffic)

AI POWERED

AI Paid Traffic

Campaigns and creatives 100% created by AI and managed and optimized by AI, trained with over $2 million in investments over 5 years with extensive A/B testing and an AI agent that collects real-time insights from competitors and active ads in over 70 countries to train the algorithm with hooks, calls, and copy/offer strategies.

$99/mo

$149/mo (Traffic + Social)

AI POWERED

AI Funnel Automation

An AI that builds and optimizes your lead capture and qualification funnels before they reach your sales team. Stop wasting time classifying and removing curious people from the funnel. Best of all, this information on which leads to focus on based on various parameters is fed back into the paid media and social media bots generating increasingly optimized content and ads reducing cost and improving efficiency in a way humans never could.

Not sold separately. Requires paid ads or full package.

$239/mo (Funnel + Traffic)

AI POWERED

AI Website

Besides being 100% responsive and built with the latest technology available, the site has a learning module to reorganize and restructure sections or even entire pages both for users and to optimize your presence and positioning in Google searches and of course when your client asks about your business type in some chat bot like GPT, Gemini, Perplexity, Deepseek, Claude and any other. All this at a speed that not even a team of several developers could deliver.

$29/mo + One Time Design fee $1,000

FULL AI PACKAGE

SOCIAL + TRAFFIC + AUTOMATED FUNNEL + WEBSITE

$549/mo
100%

Automated Processes

300%

Average Growth

40h+

Weekly Savings

Pricing: The Detail That Changes Everything

Choose only what you need or get the full package to dominate your market. No hidden fees, no surprises.

FLEXIBLE SUBSCRIPTION

Modular Plans

CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY FOR A FRACTION OF AN AGENCY COST.

  • No Long Term Contracts
  • AI POWERED

FULL AI PACKAGE

$549/mo

Lie Detector Machine

The lies agencies tell vs. the truth you need to hear.

LIE

"We need months to test, trust the process."

TRUTH

Actually every new hack is added to our AI agent's brain and it chooses whether it's worth testing on your business automatically.

LIE

"We are waiting for Google or Meta training period."

TRUTH

Google and Meta already know everything about ads, they have massive data centers and their own AI, the agency says it is waiting so it can hide its ignorance while it figures things out on your dime.

LIE

"You need long term contracts to secure results."

TRUTH

Contracts secure the agency cash flow, not your growth, real performance keeps clients by results alone, we get paid only when you win. We have monthly contracts, don't want it anymore, cancel in less than 1 minute.

LIE

"We are an extension of your team."

TRUTH

They are an extension of their own billing machine, splitting attention across dozens of clients, our system becomes yours, so the growth stays with you.

LIE

"We deliver custom creative."

TRUTH

Most so called custom creative is recycled garbage, our agents test hundreds of variations fast, the creative that survives actually moves metrics, not ego.

Tired of Being Lied To?

No more corporate Pinocchios. No more lies, abusive contracts, and empty promises. Come to the truth side.

Us vs Them

If you keep playing their game, you'll lose. If you build your own, you'll dominate.

Us

Them 🦕

We work 24/7, no excuses, no hangovers.

They show up a few hours a week and act like heroes.

You click, it happens. Instantly.

You wait for calls, messages, meetings, and delays.

Predictable and much lower fixed cost.

You pay no matter what. Even when it sucks.

Execution on steroids.

Execution on coffee breaks.

You own the machine.

They keep the keys and hold you hostage.

We scale like crazy.

They scale your bill, not your results.

We don't "hope" things work. We make it work.

They cross fingers and pray to the algorithm gods.

Ready For Exponential Growth?

Stop wasting money on agencies that don't care about you.

THE FUTURE OF MARKETING IS NOW.